Hello

Ainda sem me alongar em considerações sobre, estou de volta ao muito trabalho que acumulou....

Bem e por isso segue-se a actual estopada

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1973 - Henry Kissinger mistakenly orders the CIA to overthrow the government of Chile. The original idea was to overthrown China's government. Later that day, Kissinger declared "Oops" to the media.

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6666 BC - Happy Birthday, Satan!
6665 BC - Happy Birthday, Santa!

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8 - Portuguese scientists invent the first electric toaster.

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1963 - Doctor What changes his name to Doctor Who.

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1969 - Sex is created. However, scientists do not think it will be a big hit.

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31964 BC - World population reaches 15.

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2005 - Uncyclopedia users baffled by the words 'Ontological', 'Empiricism', and by some, 'Day'. Due to that, no one knows what to write about.

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1987 - In Chernobyl, Russian Emperor Mikhail Gorbachev accidentally misflosses an Elephant during the Chernobyl Elephant Flossing Day Annual Festival. As a result, reactor #2 at the Chernobyl nuclear flossing plant explodes, killing 42 people and injuring one elephant.

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2107 - MTV is, according to several prophecies, going to show a good musicvideo. But its very unlikely.

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2002 - Mel Gibson and Chuck Norris finish filming their critically acclaimed action/comedy buddy film, "The Laundry Room", where Chuck Norris plays a retired, alcoholic laundromat owner while Mel Gibson plays a slightly less retired and slightly less alchoholic laundromat owner. During the filming of the movie Gibson beat the sissy pants off of Norris for, "Being a little bitch," and this drove Norris to learn the art of Karate. He is now known to be one of the greatest fighters in the world and Mel Brooks is on his hit list. This drove Mel Gibson to produce the movie, "The Passion of the Christ", which, in fact, is a portrayal of what Gibson would do to Norris if Norris even came close to Gibson. The film is NOT a portrayal of the death of Jesus Christ as so many would believe. What gives way to the former theory is the phrase written in the ending credits stating, "Norris, if you even come close to me this shit is gonna happen to your ass!" Tensions have risen between Gibson and Norris ever since.

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1975 - Angelina-ay Olie-jay is-ay orn-bay in-ay Uuk-nay, Eenland-gray. Er-hay Eskimo-ay eritage-hay accounts-ay or-fay er-hay ood-gay ooks-lay.

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1846 - Pius IX is elected pope on the strength of his fetching rendition of the Macarena. Through similar means he later secures successive terms in office and becomes the longest-reigning pope since the days of St. Peter's last miracle.

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1878 - Mount Everest built by Nepal to encourage tourism growth and annoy Tibet

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1111 - Darth Hitler is constructed by the Knights Templar by mistake.

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1138 - George Lucas devises the evil world conquering plan of THX.

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2006 - Uncyclopedia writer is shot while typi

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1138 - First Ikea opened in Durham by Viking invaders

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1941 - Nazi Germany invades Jane Fonda in Operation Barbarella.

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2009 - Global Warming will freeze over Iraq and it will become a giant ice hockey rink for the newly formed, Iraqi rebels.

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2007 - The end of the world. Or not.

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33 B. C. - The Anti-Christ is born in the City of Anti-David in an anti-manger to an anti-virgin.

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1 million BC - Cthulhu invents Christmas, when bored.

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1852 - Nietzsche publishes his first book in ebonics, titled "Derzizzle Antichristizzle".

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2006 - Scholars discover the first gay couple, Adam and Steve, in Israel. In other news, it's the god damn doodly best day ever because Maddox visited Chicago.

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1832 - The cock is adopted as the national emblem of Portugal.

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1789 - The end of June moved to the 30th after spending the previous 5 centuries at the 14th of June.

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1985 - Battle of Little Bighorn begins. Custer makes last stand, but is totally destroyed by the Nazis

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1967 - Some people were born and some people died.