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Primeiro de tudo, não há botinhas para ninguém!

Voltei a tocar, ainda está muito cru o som, mas gosto. Não se pode dizer que seja o meu estilo de música, mas o que gosto mesmo é de tocar. E o pessoal é porreiro.

Adoro o Verão. Adoro o design de roupas femininas de verão. Gosto assim a dar para o muito.

O IRS já deu ordem para eu receber o que me devem, e não é pouco, mas antes tive de pagar uma dívida que nem tinha conhecimento da sua existência. Não pode haver encontro de contas porquê? Mas enfim, é isto por aqui.

E como as coisas mudam! Gostos, interesses, motivações. Interessante saber, pelo menos denota dinâmica.

Mas infelizmente para a figadeira de alguns, há coisas que não mudam, e quem tem o poder das mudar empurra a sua, total, responsabilidade para outros. Triste, por ambas as partes.

E por vezes aqui no trabalho apetece cantar uma musiquinha do Herman que até deu em toque de telemóvel...


Dia 20

3141592653... - The last digit of pi is found (it was a 5 all along). The universe begins to tear apart...

Dia 21

1969 - Neil Armstrong invents the moonwalk.

Dia 22

1066 - King Harold inaugurates National Hysteria Day with his famous speech "Holy shit! It's the fucking Normans! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

Dia 23

Promptly Shoot Everyone Day

1823: A pirate tries to touch Black Beard's booty. He is called a queen and is promptly shot.
1920: Adam West gets a nipple transplant. He is promptly shot. Karl Marx becomes Adam West.
1914: Archduke Franz Ferdinand goes to the street, he is promptly shot in the Balkans.
1963: Kennedy goes for a walk but lastly chooses his car, he is promptly shot.
1963: Lee Harvey Oswald goes for a walk, he is promptly shot.
1965: Malcolm X shouts "nigger!" He is promptly shot and replaced by Malcolm XI.
Sometime in the 70s : Some guy grows a mullet and is promptly shot.
1973: Bob Marley promptly shoots the sheriff, but he swears he didn't shoot the deputy.
1997: Sum n00b mizpellzors promply sh0t. He is pwnt by gun.
1998: A man opens an MS-DOS prompt, only to be promptly shot.
2000: Uncyclopedia user petitions to get Uncyclopedia Anniversaries changed to "Unniversaries", is promptly shot.
2000: Taco Bell customer in South Bend, IN tries to order a chicken taco with beef, is promptly shot.
2001 subsection II: Accordion player found in bagpipe festival, he is promptly shot.
2003: Vice President Dick Cheney shoots his hunting partner in the face. When asked if he was celebrating Promptly Shoot Everyone Day he said "What? Promptly Shoot Everyone Day? I'm getting me a sub-machine gun" and declares Promptly Shoot Everyone Year. He reduces US population by all the Democrats
2004: Chuck Norris promptly shoots Dick Cheney, but uses no weapon. The world rejoices.
2005: Jesus returns. He is promptly shot.
2006: Snape promptly shoots Dumbledore.
2006: I told you I would do it! But you didn't believe me, didja?
2007: It is revealed that Dumbledore told Snape to shoot him. Snape is promptly shot.
2007: A pornstar makes his nickname Promptly Shot, but isn't hired for some reason.
2020: Harry Potter becomes teacher of magic at Hogwarts. He is promptly shot —— by Pope Benedict XVI.
2090: Clay pigeon sighted over Kinderhook, NJ, is promptly shot.
2102: Space Shuttle Discovery ready to launch well ahead of schedule, is promptly shot.
2999: The Martians land on Earth to make peace and create a planetary alliance between both Mars and Earth, mutually benefiting one another for the centuries to come. They are promptly shot.
3000: J.K. Rowling, now an immortal, writes the 50th Harry Potter Book. She is promptly shot.
3001: Osama returns from his cryo in Iran. He is promptly shot.

Dia 24

6th day: God creates man. Appalled by man’s incompetence, God begins his murderous rampage

Dia 25

A Long Time Ago...: Social Security investigators, witness Yoda's light saber battle with Count Dooku, they do. Hmmmm. Realise, they do, that the walking stick thing is a charade. "Your incapacity benefit try and remove, we will" they tell him. "Do or do not," cleverly replies he does, "There is no try."

Dia 26

Punch Your Girlfriend Day (Michigan)

1994 - O.J. Simpson takes "punch your girlfriend day" a step further.

Dia 27

0 - Error invented. Later in the year, the Excuse was invented to fix the problem

Dia 28

10000 TF - Something is happening somewhere for some reason not knownst to man.

Dia 29

Hëävÿ Mëtäl Ümläüt Däÿ

1998 - Ü.S. Prësïdënt Bïll Clïntøn üsës ä Scändïnävïän ø ïn hïs nämë ïnstëäd öf än ümläüt ïn ä lëttër tö Mönïcä Lëwïnskÿ. Thïs rësülts ïn thë Lëwïnskÿ scändäl, whïch älmöst cäüsës Clïntøn's ïmpëächmënt.

Dia 30

International Page Blanking Day