Actualizações.

Não há noticias da porcaria do concurso. Vou ao Minho este fim de semana. Os radares impedem que os comboios da linha de Cascais andem acima do legalmente permitido, para carros.

E assim vai o nosso país.

Tenho de fazer a revisão à Carolina.

Tenho de ganhar pachorra para trabalhar.

E agora tenho de actualizar as efemérides!


Dia 7

Never - Weather balloon discovered near Roswell.

Dia 8

2006 - An enraged mob attacks Tom Cruise, force-feeds him 12 bottles of Paxil, then beats him for taking too many damn people to work.

Dia 9

20 - As Jesus is being crucified he is quoted as saying "I get knocked down / But I get up again / You're never going to keep me down". This later became a hit classic by Jeus Ft The Disciples when indeed he did get up again the next day.

Dia 10

6000 B.C. - As per the Bible, the Earth begins moving for the first time.

DIa 11

1975 - The Florida parliament passes a law decreeing the wearing of gloves during the Smelling Time.


Dia 12

2000 - George W. Bush fucked us all.

Dia 13

2010 - Iraq invaded by america for the 26th time

Dia 14

1985 - Nicolas Blanchet, a highly recognized engineer and policy-maker from the University of Pennsylvania, was born. Before Nicolas started his acadmeic studies at UPenn, he developed a stable modeling career, making him the first engineer/model of his kind.

Dia 15

1478 - International Letter Committee declares 1479 "'I' Conservation Year"
1479 - nternatonal Letter Commttee declares 1480 "'O' Conservaton Year"
1480 - nternatnal Letter Cmmttee declares 1481 "'N' Cnservatn Year"
1481 - teratal Letter Cmmttee declares 1482 "'R' Cservat Year"
1482 - teatal Lette Cmmttee declaes 1483 "'C' Csevat Yea"
1483 - All International Letter Committee members assassinated, Б reinstated

Dia 16

2005 - Hey guess what! Eh, I'll tell you eventually.

Dia 17

999,999,999,999,999 bc - Nothing, God had yet to finish college

Dia 18

15 - Jesus Christ invents the lawnomwer.
25 - The lawn is invented by the Romans.
33 - Romans crucify Jesus Christ in order to solve copyright issues on lawn.

Dia 19

2623 - The year 2623 is warped backwards in time. Nobody understands how.