Rebuscadíssima

Esta é mesmo tipo impossible quiz dos paralelismos...

Deftones - Back To School Lyrics

So run!!!
Right!
Right back to school!
Check it...
Look back I sift through all the cliques
Roaming' the halls all year, making me sick
While everyone's out tryin to make the cut
What?
And when you think you know me right - I switch it up
Behind the walls smokin' cigarettes and sippin' vodka
I profess to catch a cab, ain't no one can stop us
Give me a break about some other mess
What were you?
Go practice everything you got!

Push back the square
Now that you need her - but you don't
So there you go!
Cause back in school
We are the leaders of it all
So...

Stop that, quit! - All that, quit!
Who ruined it? You did! Now grab a notebook and a pen
Start taking notes, I'm being everyone who's on the top
You think we're on the same page - but, no we're not!
I'll be the man, watch your backpack and the pencils
Just like he now flippin it, why you just keep it simple?
You just can't go wrong rocking' the clothes
Coppin' the stance
'Cause really is everything that you got!

Push back the square
Now that you need her - but you don't
So there you go!
Cause back in school
We are the leaders of it all
So...

Transpose...
Or stop your life
It's what you do
Transpose...
Or stop your life

So run!
So why don't you run, so why don't you run!
So why don't you run back to school!
So why don't you run, so why don't you run!!!

'Cause...
All you are - Now I'm on the next page (page, page, page)
All you are - It's time to close the book up (book up, book up)
All you are - I'm on the next page (page, page, page)
All you are - Close the book up now!!!

Push back the square
Now that you need her - but you don't
So there you go!
Cause back in school
We are the leaders of all
So...

We are...
We are the leaders... of all
We are...
We are the leaders... of all

So run!!!
So why don't you run, so why don't you run!
So why don't you run back to school!
So why don't you run, so why don't you run!!!!


Dia 17

2006 - President George W Bush is confused on why the farmer would name his dog "Dingo". Puppet Master Cheney tries to explain, but then gets fed up and shoots a friend in the face.

I'm feeling good

Birds flying high
You know how I feel
Sun in the sky
You know how I feel
Reeds driftin' on by
You know how I feel
It's a new dawn
It's a new day
It's a new life
For me
And I'm feeling good

Fish in the sea
You know how I feel
River running free
You know how I feel
Blossom in the tree
You know how I feel
It's a new dawn
It's a new day
It's a new life
For me
And I'm feeling good

Dragonfly out in the sun you know what I mean, don't you know
Butterflies all havin' fun you know what I mean
Sleep in peace when the day is done
And this old world is a new world
And a bold world
For me

Stars when you shine
You know how I feel
Scent of the pine
You know how I feel
Yeah freedom is mine
And I know how I feel
It's a new dawn
It's a new day
It's a new life
For me

And I'm feeling good

Há

Há realmente pessoas que me espantam com as suas prioridades. Não querendo alongar-me no assunto apenas digo, questiono-me, será que essas é que são realmente as pessoas felizes? Totalmente desprovidas de objectivos concretos, com nula ambição de melhorar o seu estado actual?

Não sei.

Dia 15

1991 - Eugene from unknown country was born not realising he have to hug people while he is on fire.

Dia 16

70,000,000 B.C. - The creature that would go on to evolve into a human first evolved a middle finger. After displaying the shiny new digit to the surrounding area for a week, he is promptly shot by a T-rex with road rage.

Vou almoçar

Achei importante.

ATÉ QUE ENFIM!

Alguém ganhou juízo!!!!!!!!!! MARAVILHA!!! Olha, estou contente!

Véspera

De feriado. Mais um dia de descanso.

Não tenho tido muita paciência para vir aqui, valores mais altos se levantam.
Mas de qualquer das maneiras vai de certeza atenuar nos próximos dias.

Daqui transmito a minha solidariedade ao meus amigos motards que tiveram um infortúnio este fim de semana. Tudo o que poder fazer para ajudar será feito!

ODK FOREVER!

Dia 7

2003 - An adolescent who, for no reason at all, starts mimicking the slow-motion bullet dodge from the first movie on a bus, is appalled to discover that his fellow passengers are not immediately breaking out in applause and high-fives, as is usual whenever any reference to The Matrix is made by anyone at any time.

Dia 8

1998 - Your Cell phone becomes more important than your mother.

Dia 9

69 - Roman festival of Repetitionalia inaugurated. Unfortunate for Emperor Nero, as he is murdered all over again.

Dia 10

2006 - Pope John Paul II gets bored in hell cause he can't attend this year's Vatican Mardi Gras

Dia 11

480 BC - Greeks kick Persian ass in the Battle of Thermopylae, and vice versa. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad still hasn't got over it.

Dia 12

1971 - Air Guitars invented

Dia 13

International apathy day

Dia 14

Long time ago - Emperor takes over the galaxy in Star Wars (TM)


E por ordem, Parabéns!

Alexandra
BLUE
Anabela (que infelizmente me enganei no dia e no destinatário)

E desafio...

É a única que falta saber tocar de Muse.... Plug in baby.

Inspira:

Saber que o baixista teve de aprender do 0 para tocar com os amigos.

Dificulta:

Ele só fazer isso na vida. E eu não.

Muscle Museum+Plug in Baby

By Muse.

She had something to confess to
But you dont have the time so
Look the other way
You will wait until its over
To reveal what youd never shown her
Too little much too late

Can you see that I am needing
Begging for so much more
Than you could ever give
And I dont want you to adore me
Dont want you to ignore me
When it pleases you
And Ill do it on my own

I have played in every toilet
But you still want to spoil it
To prove Ive made a big mistake
Too long trying to resist it
Youve just gone and missed it
Its escaped your world

Can you see that I am needing
Begging for so much more
Than you could ever give
And I dont want you to adore me
Dont want you to ignore me
When it pleases you
And Ill do it on my own
Ill do it on my own

-----------------------------

I've exposed your lies, baby
The underneath is no big surprise
Now it's time for changing
And cleansing everything
To forget your love

My plug in baby
Crucifies my enemies
When I'm tired of giving
My plug in baby
In unbroken virgin realities
Is tired of living

Don't confuse
Baby you're gonna lose
Your own game
Change me
Replace the envying
To forget your love

My plug in baby
Crucifies my enemies
When I'm tired of giving
My plug in baby
In unbroken virgin realities
I'm tired of living

And I've seen your loving
But mine is gone
And I've been in trouble

Que rico Agosto...

Pelo menos aqui. Foi quente cedo demais.....

Dia 3
Way too long ago - Some large lizards were forgotten off the face of the earth... or something...

A long time ago - Some guy was born.

A little more recent - Some guy did something important. The guy with the hair.

Way back when - The guy who wears clothes invented that thing that people use.

A while ago - Two countries started a war. You know, that famous one with that big battle where a bunch of people died.

I can't quite recall - I think there was a battle.

Back before I was born - Some guy became the leader of some country.

In the good old days - France was invaded by a certain foreign power.

Sometime - Some lady called and left a message.

That one time, at band camp - Some rich dude went and did something or other to this
one website

Then - Some famous guy or Some famous lady did something funny.

The other day - Someone did something.

The Other Other Day - this guy did something amazing

At some point - This one guy may or may not have done something that might be considered noteworthy in some circles.

Like, whenEVER - 'kay, like you remember that guy from the commercial with the, um, thing on his head? No, the OTHER one. Well, he gets shot I think, no, actually I meant assaulted in some way, by some other guy, or girl, and it's was sooooo all over the TV, or radio? I guess it took place somewhere.

Not too long ago - Poor people demolish a wall to create a bit more living space somewhere.

Y'know, that day - That guy, with the hat, and that other guy, they do those things they do, y'know, with the monkey, and the bar, and that hat they always used in the ... the uh, commercials.

When was it again? - People could vaguely remember when is Vague Day

Around that one time - You vaguely remember what happened that one night.

A long time from now in a galaxy far, far away - Some dude invents some thing that does something that for some reason makes him meet some alien race somewhere.

Sometime between the beginning and end of time- someone avoids direct answer

Dia 4

2007 - Einstein returns in his Model T Flux Capacitor

Dia 5

2000 - Academy Award winning actor Sir Alec Guiness dies at the age of 86. Or at least, it is assumed he died, since all that is found is an empty robe and a lightsaber.

Dia 6

1945 - The U.S. gives the city of Hiroshima custom glow-in-the-dark costumes.

PARABÉNS NUNO! (Dia 5)
PARABÉNS MÁRIO! (Dia 6)

Grrrrr...

Grrrrr....mesmo.


Dia 2

1956 - You can't get there from here.

Porque apetece....

E porque adoro Misfists

Die, die, die my darling
Don't utter a single word
Die, die, die my darling
Just shut your pretty mouth

I'll be seeing you again
I'll be seeing you in Hell

Don't cry to me oh baby
Your future's in an oblong box, yeah
Don't cry to me oh baby
Should have seen it a-coming on
Don't cry to me oh baby
I don't know it was in your power
Don't cry to me oh baby
Dead-end girl for a dead-end guy
Don't cry to me oh baby
Now your life drains on the floor
Don't cry to me oh baby

Die, die, die my darling
Don't utter a single word
Die, die, die my darling
Just shut your pretty mouth

I'll be seeing you again
I'll be seeing you in Hell

Don't cry to me a baby
Your future is in an oblong box
Don't cry to me oh baby
Should have seen the end a-coming on, a-coming
Don't cry to me oh baby
I don't know it was in your power
Don't cry to me oh baby
Dead-end girl for a dead-end guy
Don't cry to me oh baby
Now your life drains on the floor
Don't cry to me oh baby

Die, die, die my darling
Don't utter a single word
Die, die, die my darling
Shut your pretty mouth

I'll be seeing you again
I'll be seeing you in Hell

Don't cry to me oh baby
Die, die, die my darling
Don't cry to me oh baby
Die, die, die my darling
Die, die, die my darling
Die, die, die my darling

Die, die, die, die, die, die....


(Mas falando de outra coisa, a musiquinha do herman tem mesmo muito a ver com isto por estas bandas. AI SE TEM!)

Era para ser ontem

Mas o 1º de Agosto é hoje...

1º de Agosto

É amanha dia 1º de Agosto
E tudo em mim é um fogo posto
Sacola ás costas, cantante na mão
Enterro os pés no calor do chão
É tanto o sol pelo caminho
Que vendo um, não me sinto sózinho
Todos os anos, em praias diferentes
Se buscam corpos sedosos e quentes

Adoro ver a praia dourada
O estranho brilho da areia molhada
Mergulho verde nas ondas do mar
Procuro o fundo pra lhe tocar
Estendido ao sol, sem nada dizer
Sorriso aberto de puro prazer

(Xutos)

Dia 1

1983 - Something happened, but nobody can remember what it was.

Cinema de Luto

Morreu Ingmar Bergman.


Ernst Ingmar Bergman (Uppsala, 14 de Julho de 1918 — Fårö, 30 de Julho de 2007) foi um dramaturgo e cineasta sueco.

Estudou na Universidade de Estocolmo, onde se interessou por teatro, e mais tarde, por cinema. Iniciou a sua carreira em 1941, escrevendo a peça de teatro "Morte de Kasper" e, em 1944, escreveu o primeiro argumento para o filme "Hets". Realizou o primeiro filme em 1945, "Kris".

Os seus filmes lidam geralmente com questões existenciais como a mortalidade, solidão e fé. As suas influências literárias vêm do teatro: Henrik Ibsen e August Strindberg.

Teve um romance com Liv Ullmann, com quem teve uma filha. Dirigiu a atriz em dez filmes, o primeiro dos quais foi Persona.

Talvez o melhor comentário sobre Ingmar Bergman tenha partido de Jean-Luc Godard: "O cinema não é um ofício. É uma arte. Cinema não é um trabalho de equipe. O diretor está só diante de uma página em branco. Para Bergman estar só é se fazer perguntas; filmar é encontrar as respostas. Nada poderia ser mais classicamente romântico". (Jean-Luc Godard, "Bergmanorama", Cahiers du cinéma, Julho - 1958). [1]

O diretor e roteirista morreu em sua casa em Fårö aos 89 anos. A morte, segundo sua filha, Eva Bergman, ocorreu de forma tranqüila.

Dia 31

1919 - A Assembleia Nacional alemã aprova a Constituição de Weimar, a entrar em vigor em 14 de Agosto.

Feliz dia de nascimento

À Rita
Ao Carlos
Ao Candu
Ao Benga
Ao Farinha

Parabéns a todos!

Agora só apartir de dia 5.....

Mais uma actualização

Primeiro de tudo, não há botinhas para ninguém!

Voltei a tocar, ainda está muito cru o som, mas gosto. Não se pode dizer que seja o meu estilo de música, mas o que gosto mesmo é de tocar. E o pessoal é porreiro.

Adoro o Verão. Adoro o design de roupas femininas de verão. Gosto assim a dar para o muito.

O IRS já deu ordem para eu receber o que me devem, e não é pouco, mas antes tive de pagar uma dívida que nem tinha conhecimento da sua existência. Não pode haver encontro de contas porquê? Mas enfim, é isto por aqui.

E como as coisas mudam! Gostos, interesses, motivações. Interessante saber, pelo menos denota dinâmica.

Mas infelizmente para a figadeira de alguns, há coisas que não mudam, e quem tem o poder das mudar empurra a sua, total, responsabilidade para outros. Triste, por ambas as partes.

E por vezes aqui no trabalho apetece cantar uma musiquinha do Herman que até deu em toque de telemóvel...


Dia 20

3141592653... - The last digit of pi is found (it was a 5 all along). The universe begins to tear apart...

Dia 21

1969 - Neil Armstrong invents the moonwalk.

Dia 22

1066 - King Harold inaugurates National Hysteria Day with his famous speech "Holy shit! It's the fucking Normans! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

Dia 23

Promptly Shoot Everyone Day

1823: A pirate tries to touch Black Beard's booty. He is called a queen and is promptly shot.
1920: Adam West gets a nipple transplant. He is promptly shot. Karl Marx becomes Adam West.
1914: Archduke Franz Ferdinand goes to the street, he is promptly shot in the Balkans.
1963: Kennedy goes for a walk but lastly chooses his car, he is promptly shot.
1963: Lee Harvey Oswald goes for a walk, he is promptly shot.
1965: Malcolm X shouts "nigger!" He is promptly shot and replaced by Malcolm XI.
Sometime in the 70s : Some guy grows a mullet and is promptly shot.
1973: Bob Marley promptly shoots the sheriff, but he swears he didn't shoot the deputy.
1997: Sum n00b mizpellzors promply sh0t. He is pwnt by gun.
1998: A man opens an MS-DOS prompt, only to be promptly shot.
2000: Uncyclopedia user petitions to get Uncyclopedia Anniversaries changed to "Unniversaries", is promptly shot.
2000: Taco Bell customer in South Bend, IN tries to order a chicken taco with beef, is promptly shot.
2001 subsection II: Accordion player found in bagpipe festival, he is promptly shot.
2003: Vice President Dick Cheney shoots his hunting partner in the face. When asked if he was celebrating Promptly Shoot Everyone Day he said "What? Promptly Shoot Everyone Day? I'm getting me a sub-machine gun" and declares Promptly Shoot Everyone Year. He reduces US population by all the Democrats
2004: Chuck Norris promptly shoots Dick Cheney, but uses no weapon. The world rejoices.
2005: Jesus returns. He is promptly shot.
2006: Snape promptly shoots Dumbledore.
2006: I told you I would do it! But you didn't believe me, didja?
2007: It is revealed that Dumbledore told Snape to shoot him. Snape is promptly shot.
2007: A pornstar makes his nickname Promptly Shot, but isn't hired for some reason.
2020: Harry Potter becomes teacher of magic at Hogwarts. He is promptly shot —— by Pope Benedict XVI.
2090: Clay pigeon sighted over Kinderhook, NJ, is promptly shot.
2102: Space Shuttle Discovery ready to launch well ahead of schedule, is promptly shot.
2999: The Martians land on Earth to make peace and create a planetary alliance between both Mars and Earth, mutually benefiting one another for the centuries to come. They are promptly shot.
3000: J.K. Rowling, now an immortal, writes the 50th Harry Potter Book. She is promptly shot.
3001: Osama returns from his cryo in Iran. He is promptly shot.

Dia 24

6th day: God creates man. Appalled by man’s incompetence, God begins his murderous rampage

Dia 25

A Long Time Ago...: Social Security investigators, witness Yoda's light saber battle with Count Dooku, they do. Hmmmm. Realise, they do, that the walking stick thing is a charade. "Your incapacity benefit try and remove, we will" they tell him. "Do or do not," cleverly replies he does, "There is no try."

Dia 26

Punch Your Girlfriend Day (Michigan)

1994 - O.J. Simpson takes "punch your girlfriend day" a step further.

Dia 27

0 - Error invented. Later in the year, the Excuse was invented to fix the problem

Dia 28

10000 TF - Something is happening somewhere for some reason not knownst to man.

Dia 29

Hëävÿ Mëtäl Ümläüt Däÿ

1998 - Ü.S. Prësïdënt Bïll Clïntøn üsës ä Scändïnävïän ø ïn hïs nämë ïnstëäd öf än ümläüt ïn ä lëttër tö Mönïcä Lëwïnskÿ. Thïs rësülts ïn thë Lëwïnskÿ scändäl, whïch älmöst cäüsës Clïntøn's ïmpëächmënt.

Dia 30

International Page Blanking Day

Calor

Muito calor mesmo, não apetece fazer nada.

Apetece é estar na praia. (por praia entenda-se esplanada)

Calor!!!!

Quando...

Se pensa que está tudo sobre rodas, eis que surge um furo....

Bem...

Não me tem apetecido muito.

Mas tenho de fazer um pequeno reparo, bem ah e tal e era. Mas era mesmo. Assim tipo bué....

Boa viagem.

A todos os que se dirigem a Faro nestes dias, muito boa viagem, divirtam-se e são capazes ainda de ver Motorhead!
Cuidado na estrada o importante é ir de A a B, divirtir-se, e voltar de B a A!!!!!